Well it's 5:30 in the morning and I just ripped my jeans.
Ironically, they were the jeans I bought with the holes already ripped into the front of the legs in order to make them look hip and worn-in. (It's also the reason they cost more than a whole pair of pants)
And I ripped them right in the back of the leg, right under the butt cheek. Not a tragedy, but changes the entire tone of the pants. What were once just a casual pair of jeans to throw on to go to the store now require a spicy pair of heels and a lot of confidence.
Yes America, this is my upper thigh.
Enjoy.
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