Written and directed by Dorit Katzenelenbogen
About three years ago I did this acting workshop with a bunch of people from the City University of New York community. I'm lucky enough to have a lot of friends from CUNY Queens because my best friend from High School happened to go there. So when I came home from SUNY New Paltz (State University of New York--ooh, fancy) I would hang out with him and his friends.

And his girlfriend.
Yeah.
That's how I roll.
Anyway, shortly after I graduated and came back to the city, a bunch of us started a "workshop," which was basically just us getting together to read monologues we wanted to use for auditions, scenes we'd written, or stuff we'd just always wanted to do.
So when I saw the name of one of the young ladies who attended that workshop on a casting notice in Backstage, I thought to myself, "Man, how many Dorit Katzenelenbogens are there in the world? It's got to be her."
The play is a one-act that's being put on as part of a competition, and I got an audition for 9:45pm last night, as what I'm sure was one of the last auditions for the piece.
Unfortunately when I got there the door was locked.
And BOOM! The elevator shoots straight down to the basement and BOUNCES. I'm pretty sure I've just experienced Biggest Fear # 1 of 3: Falling in an elevator (#2: Vomiting in public, #3: Zombies). The doors did not open, and buttons pushed yielded no response whatsoever. But after a second, the lobby button lit up again, and the elevator went up and opened.
I shot out of that sucker and was down the street at the bar within five minutes.
If I get the part, awesome. But I consider myself lucky to be alive regardless.
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